Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
He had to carry me to the car. But then sat with me and waited for me to sober up enough to have sex. He's a keeper.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
After the 3rd time his brother walked in on us I asked "Does he ever knock?" his reply "This is his room"... Turns out he didn't even live there... I feel like a hoe.
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Hello! Time means nothing. Good morning! I have a vague idea of what day it is.
It is Muednethiday, March 34th, in the Year of Our Lord Joe Exotic 3099.
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