oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
she reminds me of the first time i discovered masturbation. that's how you know it's true love.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
My breasts were aching with rage.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Can now check off "Start bar fight with my dad." on my bucket list.
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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