God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I don't know which is more embarrassing, the fact that I shat on the floor today or that I told you about it.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
I'm wayyy too drunk to be in a parade right now
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
dude, totally just walked home...using pizza as gloves
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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