but the lizard people decide everything anyway
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Yeah, if you don't like strip clubs you won't like microwave chimichangas.
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I can measure my amount of vomit in solo cups.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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