Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
I microwaved pizza rolls, a hot dog, and bacon in the same plate with no paper towels. I drank the grease at the end. I'm going to vomit everywhere.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My gut is currently telling me that Jesus did not intend for us to eat shrimp pad thai on Easter
Is this a considering it or regretting it text?
I just shit out what feels like an entire shrimp with claws and all. You tell me.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
I don't know what's wrong with me. The guy from bar rescue is making me horny
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
Never in my life did I expect to see Eric's mom in a cheerleader outfit along with other women
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