I'm jealous of your bromance
im having a threesome with these popsicles
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
I'm stoned and just shared 4 cookies with this chicks dog
They're raisins though so they're healthy. No worries.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
I enjoy the company of your penis
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