We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
You asked me if I was judging you for being drunk, and if I can hypnotize you make sober.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
Hypothetically speaking of course, is it bad if a cat eats lube?
Sorry. Im too sleepy to penis.
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