"it" just moved
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
Sorry. We had to leave because I knocked a guy out for saying "yolo".
we had to invent a new word for how drunk I was last night
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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