i woke up under my mattress pad with him laying naked next to me and his wwjd bracelet on my nightstand.
nice, that's exactly what jesus would do.
spring break forecast: sunny with a chance of shitshow
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
Can I just say that you're probably one of my favorite people to have sex with and then eat hummus with at 3:45am?
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
I can't base my relationships off of good dick and dogs.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
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