im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I walked in on my sister eating my leftover burrito naked. How could my night have gotten any worse?
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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