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(239): View more from Florida

Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?

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(619): View more from California

you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.

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(985): View more from Louisiana

I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones

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(816): View more from Missouri

I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.

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(330): View more from Ohio

shes taking the breakup well, i walked in on her naked passed out wearing a turban with a bag of peanut butter choc chips in hand at 5 in the afternoon.

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(316): View more from Kansas

Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.

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(361): View more from Texas

Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Oh my god, my vagina is cursed. He's cursed my vagina so that no one but him can maintain a boner around me. I'm sure of it.

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(870): View more from Arkansas

I'm reading fall out boy fanfic. What has my life come to.

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