He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
The only reason I kept his number in my phone for so long is so that hed pay for my abortion.
It's not mothers day until you're vomitting syrup into grandma's toilet. Cherish the holidays
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I am mentally ready for anal.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
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