I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Hey, kurt drew a penis on you and wrote my innotals. I had nothing to do a/ that.
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
Having him as a wingman is like telling the girl you already have aids
Woke up in my underwear and Christmas sweater. Only. Eggnog has won the battle but not the war.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I didn't want to fight, I just wanted to tell you to fuckoff.
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
The neighbors in the apartment above us are at it again. The roleplay this time is cop and prostitute. I give it 30 minutes, you? Already sounds better than the last one
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