I just woke up to crumpled tissues everywhere. Looks like it was another night filled with tears and semen.
thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
fun fact of the day: the man setting up my checking account at my bank has thrown up on my front lawn.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
I'm not drunk because I think my blood just is alcohol from last night so being drunk is sober. If that makes sense
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
It's been THREE DAYS. Why do I still have the munchies?!
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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