I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
Because ur a stupid bitch
Actually, I'm graduating from college on Saturday so that makes me a well educated bitch.
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
Though my hair looks fantastic i will unfortunately have to turn down your 4am sex offer
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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