Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
This whole foot fetish thing is getting out of control. He would rather hold my feet than me after we fuck.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
My family just legit passed around a fifth of Maker's Mark. Also, this is sort of a Thanksgiving tradition. Also, Maker's Mark is really good.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
If you feel like laying around and watching a movie, that's where I'll be for the next several hours not moving, blaming others, and generally feeling sorry for myself.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
His and hers buttplugs were a resounding success. Tru luv
Some old bald man is a 100,000 dollar Audi sports car just revved his engine at me and held out his phone at me trying to get my number. I hate the valley.
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. It doesn't matter what it's about. Last text was about a homeless dude
it was a hallmark card with butt plugs.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
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