i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Me and a lesbian played "may the best man win" over a bi chick tonight... I lost, still fun though
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
All my credit cards need to be pressure washed
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
I forget how to act sober
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