If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
She's impossible to please. Other than with two fingers and a tongue.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
fond memories of taking my pregnancy test here in this Burger King
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
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