She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Nobody feels the need to text me back. Men. And I sent myself a message saying nakedness. I'm all the man I need.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
so i was thinking... those 6 am shots weren't really needed.
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