considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
thankfully we both ride of shamed home together on razor scooters in dresses because we stopped for breakfast sandwiches too
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
The guy next to me on the bus has one hole in his jeans that has over 20 mini dicks drawn on his leg. Classic.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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