Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
The last time you said "no one will know" is when you ran out of sprite at your birthday party and dumped a handle of straight up vodka into the jungle juice.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
how do you feel about japanese?
I would eat half a street meat hotdog I found on the sidewalk, I'm good with anything.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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