I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
you know what scares the shit out of me? i have eaten bagel bites since i was a little kid and just in the past five years they started puting "made with real cheese" WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY USING BEFORE? i mean ive been a bagel biter since the womb
Sarah Palin is going to have a show on the discovery channel...Can I get a moment of silence for knowledge?
I guarantee that wasn't the first penis someone placed on her forehead.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
She keeps asking if I've seen him... For the last time YES... IN MY BED LAST FRIDAY NIGHT AND THEN AGAIN SATURDAY MORNING
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
I told people at my moms bar that all I needed to sober up was to get my asshole licked, and I blame you 110%.
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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