I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
You dont lie about slip and slides
A drawer in my room has nothing but a large feather quill, a wine glass, and a 15" Bowie knife. If you could put my life in a drawer I think that would be it.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
I'd send you a picture as proof but I want to marry him some day and that would be a deal breaker.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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