quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Random question, but did I leave a spoon on your dresser last night?
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
I sobered up and saw I was with the fat one and you had left laughing with the hot one. You're a terrible wingman, but an excellent manipulator
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
IT'S A GIANT FUCKING ROBOT, DUDE. LOGIC IS OUT OF THE QUESTION BECAUSE AWESOME.
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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