i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
seriously. next time...underwear. I'm not spending any other holiday season wondering if it'll be my last babyless one.
It's kind of like, standing in a garage and pretending you're a car. Except you're naked.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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