I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Ya. I wonder how much being a beard for a major league baseball player pays. This could be a lucrative arrangement...
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Its summer. Time to get to the freshmen before the weight does.
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
He took some pill and now he's on all fours demanding we give him chips from the dog bowl. Come get him.
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
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