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I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I was so high I told him we should rub faces and pretend to be wombats. He was surprisingly enthusiastic about it.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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