Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
So for a second i just thought clitoris was a disease.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Saw a sign earlier "Domino's Lava Cakes $3.00" and I thought of you. This text brought to you by thing I don't need to know about your sex life.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
My stalker sent me an erotic poem. Who knew anyone could find a way to rhyme birth and girth so eloquently?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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