how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
Let me shower first- i smell like sex and rock climbing (not so sure how that happened)
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Give me a minute. I'm trying to buy moonshine from a railroad worker named "Cowboy."
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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