haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
I'm going to go hang out on a giant wooden pirate ship for 5 days.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
I been sleeping but occasionally wake up feeling like tiny elves are in my throat ripping my esophagus to shreds with their bare hands.
Somehow, you made that sound extremely magical and not at all painful.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
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