So..he puked on my dress and I had to walk back to the dorms in his little sisters Scooby Doo pajamas.
I don't know you.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
It's just like the Real World with babies
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
you were leaning against the vending machine asking if there was a shower you could puke in.
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
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