btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
Your cock deserves a montage
I call BS on that! THAT WAS TOTALLY AN INTERCEPTION. JENNINGS HAD THAT.
PEOPLE ARE FLIPPING FURNITURE HERE. IN THE ROOM ABOVE ME. I HEARD SOMEONE WOOKIE CALL IN ANGER FROM SOMEWHERE IN THIS BUILDING.
I'd be lying if I said I wasn't scared, even a little.
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
Well I accidentally flashed a 76 year old woman, i'm in a house full of republicans and Im almost drunk enough to give the gay rights speech so i'd say this wedding reception is going great
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Every time I look at him 'Relax' by Frankie Goes to Hollywood plays in my head. Is that weird?
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