The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
I got drunk and threw up on a kid at the amusement park. I think they're pressing charges.
you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
It was weird. Like "Mom, Dad, here's a guy who knows my orgasm face".
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I don't know. I wanna do you but I also want a cheeseburger.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
Its official, kitchen-couch is my favorite.
You passed out again didn't you?
its likely that this occurred.
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