I was able to overlook the Affliction tee until he took it off and there was another tattooed on his body.
Was it at least attractive minus the Gargoyles or skulls... or whatever affliction is putting out these days?
Even a greek god couldn't pull it off. Told him I like Ed Hardy Better. Death Before Dishonor, baby. I'm sure it was a painful blow. hopefully he understands sarcasm.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
I just told a kid I was in a wheelchair because Santa shot me due to me being on the naughty list. You should have seen this little bastards face
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
tell me about the fingering
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