But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
I gave the bike taxi guy a blowjob because I didn't have any cash. College.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I came home and my mom goes "why are you barefoot and where the hell are your shoes?" and I replied "I have French fries"
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
Randomize
