At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
He showed me a picture of his baby hamsters and I called them "Mammal McNuggets"
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
And then we will celebrate by drinking and making fun of him. As per usual.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
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