What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
you would not believe what I got pierced last night...
son, I feel like that is a phrase a father never wants to hear.
a kid who worked there came up to me and let me know you were sitting in the bathroom sink. he said it was fine, so i just kept checking on you.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Next guy we share better have a little more dignity than that
And then he told me he was too tired for me to suck his dick. Physically and mentally too tired for me to suck his dick. What the fuck?
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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