just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Pants 0. Shit 1.
Even if he doesn't call, at least I can say i fucked a mascot.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Ugh I can't even look at alcohol this weekend, my body needs to heal.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Just because I'm sleeping with him doesn't mean I'm in love with him, it means that I want to have sex with someone who isn't a serial killer.
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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