i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
I told the bartender that he could give me back the tip I gave him if he outsmarted me in a battle of wits. He has yet to challenge me.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
Randomize
