the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
So baked. Thought the twigs on the sidewalk were caterpillars with the ability to harden in self defense. Had to pick one up to be sure.
I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
I mean, "boo" isn't the appropriate response to someone dying...
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
My ass is underappreciated
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
Drunk me also decided it would be funny to change all the passwords on my computer last night. Now I can't log into anything.
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