Haven't eaten in 11 hrs. I am gonna have so much material to talk about with anorexic girls now
Seriously, I'm delusional. Idk how these models even walk on the runway
All drunkenness aside, confirm u are alive
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
Heard in class today that they replaced our carpet in last years apartment because they couldn't get the smell out, dude we smoked way to much pot last year.
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
That awkward moment when you are on your way to ICU and the only sympathy gift you can think of is beer and whiskey
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
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