the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
You ever start fucking a girl and realize she kinda looks like your mom?
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
what the fuck a piece of candy corn just came out of her nose
Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You thought that you were playing full contact and started screaming "I will fucking end you! I will end you!" and tried tackling everyone in the room.
There's some random guy here dryhumping my kitchen door. If he is a friend of yours, please come and retrieve him.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
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