But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
I'm also 95% sure I had a conversation with someone on how hard it would be to jerk off with out opposable thumbs
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We're gonna start a pole dancing competition or a bar fight. Stand by for results.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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