god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
you kept saying "no santa, im not having sex with you. it's not your holiday".
he just asked me for a tag team. like at least let me get changed out of your roommates clothes from last night first...
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
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