NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
How was last night?
She looked like Delta Burke in her fat Designing Women days ... and she just left like 2 minutes ago. Right after breakfast.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Dude you were so high some kid was kicking the wall and you were convinced it was your heartbeat
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
My mom just woke me up with a cowboy hat and sunglasses on. It's 7 am and she's drunk.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
Randomize
