On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I did the walk of shame to another booty call
I don't think that should turn me on, but it does
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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