this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
Got super judged by this lady at the Rolling Stones concert last night. Bitch don't look so salty at my dad and I splitting two joints, an edible, and two margaritas. It's the stones.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
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