I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I just Organized my jello shots by their colors in my mini fridge for the rest of the week. I'm going places in life.
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
Got 6 blowjobs in one weekend... new personal best.
apparently i'm really good at getting wasted, having sex all night, getting multiple hickeys and oversleeping father's day brunch. this is the third year its happened.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
There's puke on my pillow. I'm still wearing my wedges. And I have a cab drivers number clutched in my fist.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
I just chased my birth control with Smirnoff. Shit's about to go down.
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
Randomize
