So bad night, ended up beating off to porn and eating Keebler elf cookies.... at the same time :-(
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
so its official, girls can see a boner through my snuggie.
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
It's like the last supper of drinking before the summer ends
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I just got a lap dance from a sexy cop in return for giving him his sunglasses back. I think this is going to be the beginning of a really great friendship
Do you know anyone else that comes home with unexplainable injuries as many nights a week as we do?
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
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