Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
You dont lie about slip and slides
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
P.s. I wore your shirt today and it has your blood all over it, but I am at a funeral home and they are using embalming fluid to get your blood stains out right now.
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
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