that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
Great. I will show up in your office wearing only oven mitts later today.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Her 4ft mother helped 5ft10 passed out me from the car to my girlfriend's bed at 1am...with whopper in hand
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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