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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
Did you get drunk last night? You put Christian lyrics as your fb status again.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
In preparation for st patty's day I finally had a shamrock shake, and I invested in an app that will apparently keep me from drunkenly texting you pictures of my tits this weekend. Please let me know if you want to not be put on the "forbidden" list!
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
i woke up wearing a life jacket, holding on to a footlong hotdog, and had on a mr. hustle 1995 shirt on
good night
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
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