belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
Fine then. I'll just do all this coke on my own this weekend and die. It'll be strictly your fault.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
If you were awake I would probably ride my bike over, fuck you like a god, leave you in the wonders of life, and bike home
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I told my grandmother all I want is a nice guy who likes to be tied up.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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