i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
She just started grabbing all the hospital's rubber gloves and face masks and shoving them in her purse, saying, "My tax money paid for these!"
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
Congratulations, you have helped solved the mysterious disapperance of Dani's phone which was found in the munchies cabinet next to the oreos. Your reward is star power as well as a fat ass bowl of Nebula. You may proceed through the wardrobe and into Narnia for your prize.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
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