wakey wakey hands off snakey
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
Well that's another check off the sexual bucketlist of things I never wanted to experience.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
