So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
we found you in the kitchen at five am trying to make a vodka omelette. you said you didn't want to live in a world where your two favourite things couldn't be together.
Just had a 40 min argument about how many celebrity guest appearances on Sesame Street were court ordered for DUIs.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
He looks like a Mormon from a lifetime movie. Oddly I wanna give him a hand job
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
I may or may not have just had sex in the bed of a pick-up at a drive-in movie theater.
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